Confessions of the Game – Satoris

Sep 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers

Here we go, folks. A book cover that doesn’t just whisper “budget,” it full-on confesses it. Right out loud. Let’s start with the most glaring issue: the missing head. Nothing says mystery like a tuxedo that’s been abandoned by the human who was supposed to be inside...

The Tracks of My Years – Doug Bradley

Aug 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good Reads 🎵 Horrible Covers Hall of Fame Entry #287: “The Tracks of My Years” – Now with 200% More Gradient Regret 🎵 Ah, “The Tracks of My Years” — a memoir that dares to ask the question: What if a vinyl record cover had a love child with a...

The Art of Overthinking – Ellen Zheng

Aug 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good Reads Ah, The Art of Overthinking. A title that promises deep introspection and maybe a dash of self-help wisdom — but instead delivers the visual equivalent of a breakup text written in Comic Sans. First, let’s appreciate our cover’s emotional...

White Dawn – J. Risk

Aug 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good reads Ah, White Dawn. Or as I like to call it, “Fifty Shades of Frozen Disappointment.” Here we have a cover that’s clearly aiming for “ethereal fantasy beauty” but ends up landing somewhere between “bridal boutique window mannequin” and...