Jan 8, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a mannequin got possessed by a fire demon during a modelling gig in the Arctic, Witch’s Wrath has your answer. This cover is what happens when a magic spell is cast with only half a design...
Jan 3, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads They say less is more—but The Whiskey Band by Jason Kelly took that advice, tossed in a dripping font, a flashlight, and called it graphic design. Somewhere in these dark woods, there’s a good idea hiding. Unfortunately, it never made it...
Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover tries so hard to be serious and dramatic that it loops all the way back around to being unintentionally hilarious. Quicksilver by Callie Hart is exactly that kind of cover. First, let’s talk about the main character. He...
Aug 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Oh, The Self-Affirmation Guide to Feel & Attract Love — a title brimming with positivity, wisdom, and perhaps a dash of cosmic energy. Too bad the cover looks like it was commissioned by a minimalist dating app with a $12 budget and a Canva trial. Let’s start with...
Aug 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Behold, a cover that dares to ask: What if digital mysticism, cyberpunk cosplay, and awkward design choices had a child and sent it directly to Kindle Unlimited? Welcome to The Matriarch Messiah, where the stakes are high, the trench coats...