Sep 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ahoy, sailors of design disaster — today we’re cracking open a bottle of pure cover chaos: Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me. And trust me, this thing looks less like a book and more like a souvenir coaster you’d pick up in a Caribbean dive bar...
Sep 9, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Nothing screams “thought leadership” like slapping the biggest font size you can find onto a cover and calling it innovation. Xecutive 2.0 doesn’t just whisper futurism — it shouts like a malfunctioning fax machine. That gigantic “2.0” in blaring red is less “next-gen...
Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes, a book cover doesn’t whisper “buy me.” It doesn’t even mutter “maybe.” No — sometimes it sighs heavily, slumps in its chair, and stares at the industrial dryer like it’s the portal to a better universe. Reverse Tomboy is the...
Aug 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a romance novel cover took a long, luxurious bath in bleach, A Lady’s Lessons by Liza Friend is your answer. The art style is a faint, pastel watercolor wash that whispers “Paris” but screams “printer ran out of ink.” Our...
Jul 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Blood, Thunder, and a Whole Lotta What the Hell There’s vintage… and then there’s “a skeleton fondling a crystal ball while a busty blonde looks confused and a villain in the back prepares to shank someone” vintage. Welcome to the chaotic pulp energy of...
