Biker on the Hill – Esther E. Schmidt

Biker on the Hill – Esther E. Schmidt

Strap in, because Biker on the Hill just skidded off the road straight into Microsoft ClipArt territory, and the wreckage is spectacular. This cover claims to be “a standalone motorcycle club romance novella,” but the only thing it stands alone in is looking like a...
Pain from the Very Beginning – Breasjia McCoy

Pain from the Very Beginning – Breasjia McCoy

This cover is so on the nose, it might as well come with a thunderclap and an ominous “dun-dun-dunnn” sound effect. Pain from the Very Beginning wants to deliver raw emotional depth — instead, it delivers Photoshop filters, murky shadows, and a lightning bolt that...
Rebel Lords of London — Kathy L. Wheeler

Rebel Lords of London — Kathy L. Wheeler

“A regency romance that dares to ask: What if Photoshop were a musket?” Welcome back, design masochists and genre enthusiasts! Today’s steaming carriage crash of a cover comes courtesy of Rebel Lords of London, a title that sounds like a BBC docuseries but looks like...