You Are Summoned – Dean Henegar

You Are Summoned – Dean Henegar

See this cover on Good Reads There’s genre-bending, and then there’s You Are Summoned, a cover so wildly confused about its own identity that it looks like it was designed by a committee of wizards, interns, and one guy who thought this was an ad for a new phone app....
Where the Boys Arthe – Carlos PM Collins-Gulnick

Where the Boys Arthe – Carlos PM Collins-Gulnick

See this cover on Smash Words Some covers whisper mystery, some hint at grandeur, and some… well, some look like someone accidentally set a donut on fire in Photoshop. Where the Boys Arthe falls squarely into that last category. The first crime is right at the top:...
Apprentice to the Masters – Peter Mt. Shasta

Apprentice to the Masters – Peter Mt. Shasta

Sometimes a cover transcends bad design and ascends into a higher realm of pure, unfiltered chaos. Apprentice to the Masters is one such spiritual journey — if your definition of “spiritual” involves a snowy field, an elderly Jedi, and a rainbow that looks...
Amazon Star Academy — by Morgan Blayde

Amazon Star Academy — by Morgan Blayde

See this cover on Good Reads “In space, no one can hear your fashion choices scream.” Gather round, brave voyagers of the visual void, because today’s Horrible Cover sends us rocketing past the asteroid belt of bad taste and directly into a wormhole of Why, though?...