Emotional Slot Machine – Patrick Jones

Emotional Slot Machine – Patrick Jones

Sep 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good Reads “Insert feelings to play. Jackpot: Existential Dread.” Welcome back, dear readers, to Horrible Covers, where we gamble away our sanity in pursuit of design disasters — and today, we’ve officially hit the sad jackpot. Behold: Emotional Slot...

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