Dec 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads When we talk about covers that give us chills, Cold Winds Blow lands somewhere between a blank Word doc and a haunted printer test page. There’s minimalism, and then there’s this—an arctic wasteland of design where color, clarity, and...
Nov 5, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover may be titled Luminous, but visually, it’s about as radiant as a broken LED bulb in a dentist’s waiting room. If ever a book cover begged to be mistaken for an outdated screensaver or a freshman year computer graphics project,...
Oct 10, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There’s minimalism, and then there’s this. Swimming Studies presents itself as an award-winning literary memoir, but visually it’s less “artful restraint” and more “someone fell asleep in Adobe Illustrator.” Over half the cover is a wide,...
Sep 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Every once in a while, a book cover comes along that makes you stop and ask, “Wait… is this the final draft?” Exiverance: Vine of Valeon is one of those covers. It’s less “professional book design” and more “student project abandoned...
Aug 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Oh, The Self-Affirmation Guide to Feel & Attract Love — a title brimming with positivity, wisdom, and perhaps a dash of cosmic energy. Too bad the cover looks like it was commissioned by a minimalist dating app with a $12 budget and a Canva trial. Let’s start with...
