Oct 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Oh dear. We’ve arrived at that magical intersection of “historical romance” and “your aunt’s backyard cosplay photoshoot.” Welcome to Warrior’s Possession, where the only thing being possessed is a folding lawn...
Aug 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
There are bad covers. There are weird covers. And then there is this. Opening this visual potion feels like falling face-first into an overgrown terrarium after downing three shots of rose quartz–infused moon water. Our central figure, a pastel elf straight out of an...
Aug 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
The Sage Forgot Graphic Design Somewhere in a dimly lit office, Robert B. Haynes sat before a computer, gazed at the horizon of possibility, and said: “What if I just… slap white Times New Roman on a sunset?” And thus, the cover of Sound Thinking: Thoughts...
Jul 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, The Last Snapshot. A title that suggests intrigue, memory, and a touch of nostalgia. But don’t be fooled – the only thing you’ll remember is the graphic design-induced migraine it leaves behind. First Impressions: A Design by Committee (and All of Them...