Dec 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads You know a book cover’s in trouble when the most coherent element is a woman shrugging in confusion under the caption, “It Was One Bottle of Wine!” That’s not just a tagline—it’s a cry for design help. Welcome to Somewhat Lost, where every...
Oct 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Every once in a while, a cover comes along that truly leaves you speechless — not in awe, but in utter anatomical confusion. Goodbye, Earl, Book 4 in the Ladies’ Revenge Club series, promises sass, scandal, and a good old-fashioned...
Oct 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Cozy mysteries often live in that sweet spot where cupcakes meet corpses, but Death Whisk’s cover looks like it couldn’t decide whether it was auditioning for The Food Network or an episode of CSI. We’ve got a giant whisk, jammed into what...
Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Amazon Some book covers grab you with atmosphere, some with drama, and some with raw emotional tension. And then there are covers like Piper’s Impasse, which grab you with Bigfoot’s dead-eyed stare from the background shrubbery. Let’s break down the...
Aug 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah yes, The Shape-Shifter Series #9. Because nothing screams “trust issues” like a Photoshop mash-up of forest animals that clearly weren’t even in the same hemisphere when their pictures were taken. Front and center we have Mr. Fox, glowing like he’s being...
