Picture this: You’re strolling through a bookstore, minding your own literary business, when suddenly—bam!—you’re attacked by a sentient Crayola rebellion. That’s not a fever dream; that’s the cover of Marrying It All.

At first glance, you think, “A bold artistic statement.” But the longer you stare, the more it feels like the visual equivalent of hearing bagpipes underwater. Is it modern art? Is it interpretive dance in JPEG form? Is that… a person? Or a mythological creature doing yoga in a dimension where gravity is optional?

And let’s not skip past the font, which looks like it came preloaded on a LeapFrog tablet. The title yells “MARRYING IT ALL” as if trying to convince itself this was a good idea. Below that, a fine art explosion that appears to have been painted during a blackout—both electrical and emotional.

The cherry on top? A red devil-lady hybrid blowing shapes out of her face like a jazz saxophonist caught in a Dali painting. And somewhere in the chaos, her tattoo confirms this artwork has a name, even if we still don’t know what it means.

In short: Marrying It All doesn’t just challenge conventions—it marries them all into one unholy union and invites you to the open bar of confusion.