Ah, Living Among Bigfoot — a title that promises mystery, danger, and maybe even a peek into the shadowy world of a legendary creature. What we get instead is a cover that looks like it was ripped from the back of a middle school art project folder.
Let’s start with Bigfoot himself. Instead of an imposing forest giant, we’re treated to a murky blob with legs, vaguely human hands, and unsettling turquoise specks where eyes should be. This isn’t the cryptid that’s eluded capture for decades — this is the cryptid you politely cross the street to avoid because it’s muttering to itself about buying more soup.
The background attempts a forest scene but ends up looking like a melted watercolor painting left in the sun. And then, there’s the typography. The title is slapped directly over Bigfoot’s chest in a cold, sans-serif block that screams “default setting” — nothing says mysterious woodland encounter quite like generic PowerPoint font placement.
Somehow, the whole composition radiates an uncomfortable mix of horror and… children’s bedtime story gone wrong. If the goal was to make Bigfoot less of a threat and more of an awkward houseguest, mission accomplished.