Oct 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper romance. Some shout desire. Atonement Within? It awkwardly leans over your shoulder and moans, “I downloaded this from Shutterstock.” Let’s start at the top — literally. We’re immediately treated to a sultry...
Oct 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever dreamed of dining at a table hovering six inches above wet sand while ghost cocktails shimmer around you like mirages from a heatstroke-induced hallucination — have I got the book cover for you. Canapés at the Beach House...
Oct 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a protein powder label, a motivational poster, and a clip art fist bump had a three-way collision at a discount print shop — wonder no more. Secrets of Martial Arts and Combat Sports walks into...
Oct 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If The Ice Queen’s Gambit is a game, then this cover just rage-quit halfway through and threw the pieces into a gorge. Because nothing says “gripping mystery” like a gang of AI-generated aunties staring dramatically into a sunlit quarry...
Oct 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Nothing says “romance meets hockey” quite like a cover that looks as if two completely unrelated stock photos crashed into each other on the slippery ice of graphic design neglect. Through the Five Hole wants to be a steamy love story...