Aug 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper. Others scream. And then there’s Betrayed, which shows up to the fantasy party pounding on the door with a glowing horse head medallion and a fistful of broken glass shards, hollering: “LOOK AT ME, I’M SYMBOLISM!” The...
Aug 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
If you’ve ever wanted to know what happens when a Hot Topic manager gets locked inside a Dungeon & Dragons expansion pack with Photoshop, look no further than Discord and Cinder. This cover is a fever dream of mismatched priorities. We’re told this is Fire Witches...
Aug 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a western novel cover were designed by a rodeo clown with access to Microsoft Paint and a shaky sense of symbolism, look no further. Justice Rides is here to giddy-up right into your nightmares. The first thing that...
Aug 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Somewhere in the mystical depths of Canva, a brave designer whispered, “What if… a goblet was also a flamethrower… but also a mermaid?” And thus, Magic Unleashed was born. This cover screams “Pinterest witch starter kit” with the...
Aug 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the forbidden crossover event of the decade: Motorcycle Club Romance meets Discount Photoshop Night School. On the cover of Property of Prowler, we are treated to a smoldering “romantic” embrace between two models who look...
