Aug 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, The Clock-Maker. A title brimming with the promise of intricate gears, delicate craftsmanship, and maybe an eccentric old man in a waistcoat. Instead, what we get is a shirtless man glaring into our souls like we just scratched his...
Aug 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah yes, Yesterday’s Murder, the perfect title for a book whose cover looks like it was designed by someone who just discovered free trial stock photo downloads and thought, “Yeah, this one screams homicide.” We open with the classic “sad...
Aug 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, Snowed In With Them — the four-book collection you didn’t know you needed, mostly because the cover looks like it was designed by someone who confused “romance anthology” with “PowerPoint template for a corporate HR seminar.” Let’s start with the main imagery:...
Aug 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah yes, “Dating the Player,” a sports romance cover so confused about its own aesthetic that it could double as an SAT question on mixed metaphors. It’s The Legends Book 1, which—judging by this design—must be an epic saga chronicling the rise and fall of badly chosen...
Aug 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads How to Take a Perfectly Innocent Romance Concept and Bake It in the Oven of Questionable Choices Ah, Caked Up. The title alone promises sweet romance, flour-dusted flirtations, and perhaps a suggestive wink over a tray of cupcakes. What we...
