Aug 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Gather round, dear readers, and let us behold The Edge of Tomorrow — not the Tom Cruise blockbuster, but a book cover so visually underwhelming that it’s less “edge of tomorrow” and more “the awkward middle of last Tuesday.” We start with a stretched stock photo of a...
Aug 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, The Art of Overthinking. A title that promises deep introspection and maybe a dash of self-help wisdom — but instead delivers the visual equivalent of a breakup text written in Comic Sans. First, let’s appreciate our cover’s emotional...
Aug 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Welcome back to Horrible Covers, the series where we lovingly peel back the glossy laminate of bad book design to expose the glue stick and construction paper underneath. Today’s feline fiasco comes to us in the form of Famous Felines...
Aug 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good reads Ah, White Dawn. Or as I like to call it, “Fifty Shades of Frozen Disappointment.” Here we have a cover that’s clearly aiming for “ethereal fantasy beauty” but ends up landing somewhere between “bridal boutique window mannequin” and...
Aug 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Advance and Retreat, Book Six of the Dark Empire series, where the cover boldly asks the eternal question: “How much bare shoulder is too much bare shoulder?” and then immediately ignores any advice you might offer. Let’s start with...
