Apprentice to the Masters – Peter Mt. Shasta

Apprentice to the Masters – Peter Mt. Shasta

Sometimes a cover transcends bad design and ascends into a higher realm of pure, unfiltered chaos. Apprentice to the Masters is one such spiritual journey — if your definition of “spiritual” involves a snowy field, an elderly Jedi, and a rainbow that looks...
The Twelve Keys – Mushin Ru

The Twelve Keys – Mushin Ru

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a motivational seminar, a clip art library, and a 1990s flyer template walk into a bar… this cover is your answer. The Twelve Keys sounds like a profound, life-changing manifesto, but the cover looks like the result of an...
Living Among Bigfoot – Tom Lyons

Living Among Bigfoot – Tom Lyons

Ah, Living Among Bigfoot — a title that promises mystery, danger, and maybe even a peek into the shadowy world of a legendary creature. What we get instead is a cover that looks like it was ripped from the back of a middle school art project folder. Let’s start with...
A Lady’s Lession – Liza Friend

A Lady’s Lession – Liza Friend

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a romance novel cover took a long, luxurious bath in bleach, A Lady’s Lessons by Liza Friend is your answer. The art style is a faint, pastel watercolor wash that whispers “Paris” but screams “printer ran out of ink.” Our...