The Witch Prophecy – Mary Goldberger

The Witch Prophecy – Mary Goldberger

Ah, The Witch Prophecy. You may not know what this book is about—and, thanks to this cover, neither do we. The ancient Fates have apparently foreseen the destined meeting of a witch and a werewolf… but clearly skipped the part where a designer would also join...

Battle Calm – W.D. Kilpack III

See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to Battle Confused: Dumpster Edition In a world ravaged by war and apparently also by 2003 Photoshop filters, two gritty heroes stand amidst the refuse of a mid-’90s PC game cutscene. One’s holding a weapon the size of...
Leprechauns Hate Stereotypes – David J Rouzzo

Leprechauns Hate Stereotypes – David J Rouzzo

See this cover on Good Reads “Now with 40% more wordplay and 60% less coherence!” Welcome back, cover connoisseurs and lovers of aesthetic misfires, to another jaw-dropping installment of Horrible Covers — today featuring a visual pun so spectacularly strained it may...
Marrying It All – Diana Button

Marrying It All – Diana Button

Picture this: You’re strolling through a bookstore, minding your own literary business, when suddenly—bam!—you’re attacked by a sentient Crayola rebellion. That’s not a fever dream; that’s the cover of Marrying It All. At first glance, you think, “A bold artistic...
In the End — G J Stevens

In the End — G J Stevens

See this book on Amazon “The end is near… and apparently, so is the mildew.” Welcome to our tenth entry at Horrible Covers, and what better way to celebrate than with a visual catastrophe that looks like it was printed on a napkin found in a haunted barn. Introducing:...