Jul 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Some covers whisper mystery. Others scream suspense. But The Author and the Prosecutor? It bellows “Courtroom Drama!” with the subtlety of a bullhorn in a library — if the library were hosting an amateur Photoshop competition. First, we need to talk about the...
Jul 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Just when we thought we’d seen it all, Dungeon Crawler Carl Book VI catapulted itself into the upper atmosphere of WTF cover design. This is not a book cover — it’s a graphic design migraine with delusions of grandeur. Let’s dive in. What’s Going On?...
Jul 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Another Cozy Mystery Cover That’s a Little Too Cozy Sometimes a cozy mystery cover wraps you in a warm blanket of charm and intrigue. And sometimes… it wraps you in clip art and questionable font choices. Today’s entry is brought to you by the fine folks who...
Jul 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Blood, Thunder, and a Whole Lotta What the Hell There’s vintage… and then there’s “a skeleton fondling a crystal ball while a busty blonde looks confused and a villain in the back prepares to shank someone” vintage. Welcome to the chaotic pulp energy of...
Jul 11, 2025 | Horrible Covers
This cover looks like it was designed by someone who couldn’t decide whether the book takes place on Earth, in deep space, or inside a motivational poster from 2009. The purple nebula haze overlays everything like a fog of confusion—appropriate, given that the genre...
