Breast Punishment Primer – Matt Nicholson

Breast Punishment Primer – Matt Nicholson

See this cover on Good Reads There’s graphic design, and then there’s whatever unholy software séance summoned the cover of Breast Punishment Primer. This isn’t a book cover — it’s a Craigslist ad that got rejected for violating taste. If Microsoft Publisher had a...
Sword of the Guardian – Merry Shannon

Sword of the Guardian – Merry Shannon

See this cover on Good Reads There’s a moment in every artist’s journey when they look back and think: “Ah yes, this was my colored-pencil digital renaissance period, when I combined Windows 98 gradients with the emotional depth of a Sears portrait session.” Sword of...
Hardwired to Rise – Amy Koford

Hardwired to Rise – Amy Koford

See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to the inspirational train wreck that is Hardwired to Rise, a book cover that asks: “What if a PowerPoint slide from 2007 had a spiritual awakening and decided it was a brand?” At first glance, you’re smacked in the face by a...
Psycoms – J. Traveler Pelton

Psycoms – J. Traveler Pelton

See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Psycoms, where the apocalypse meets Sears Family Portrait Studio in a grim union of uncanny valley weirdness and camo-clad confusion. Let’s begin with the first and most glaring red flag: the cast. We’ve got two adults who appear to be...
Warrior’s Possession – Gianna Simone

Warrior’s Possession – Gianna Simone

See this cover on Good Reads Oh dear. We’ve arrived at that magical intersection of “historical romance” and “your aunt’s backyard cosplay photoshoot.” Welcome to Warrior’s Possession, where the only thing being possessed is a folding lawn...