Harpo’s Horrible Secret – Barbara Kelley

Harpo’s Horrible Secret – Barbara Kelley

See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a school counseling pamphlet was illustrated by an unchaperoned classroom on “free drawing day,” look no further than Harpo’s Horrible Secret — a cover that not only crashes the design...
The Witness – Jordan Standridge

The Witness – Jordan Standridge

See this cover on Good Reads Ah yes, nothing says “police drama thriller” quite like… two CGI-glazed horses running through a radioactive forest. The Witness, book two in The Women of Strength, Courage, and Hope series, gallops into our hall of infamy with the...
A Climax In Time – Saddletamp1956

A Climax In Time – Saddletamp1956

See this cover on Awesome Gang A Climax In Time sounds like the setup for a historical romance, a sci-fi epic, or possibly a bad pun stretched across the space-time continuum. What we got instead is a cover that looks like it fell through a wormhole made entirely of...
Off Beat Travels South-East Asia – Paul Kilfoil

Off Beat Travels South-East Asia – Paul Kilfoil

See this cover on Good Reads Ah yes, nothing says “Off Beat Travels in South-East Asia” like a washed-out family vacation photo from your uncle’s Canon PowerShot circa 1999. This cover boldly goes where every travel guide should never go: straight into the...
Humorous Stories – Scott W. Clark

Humorous Stories – Scott W. Clark

See this cover on Smash Words Welcome to the barnyard of bafflement, where color theory, photo editing, and basic design principles come to die. Let’s talk about Humorous Stories by Scott W. Clark — a book cover so devoid of intentional design it feels like a rogue...