Nov 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this image on Good Reads Some covers whisper sweet nothings. This one yells across the cosmos with a foghorn made of neon body paint and poor rendering choices. Stolen Destiny isn’t just a romance — it’s an intergalactic hostage situation between taste and...
Nov 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some book covers whisper “gothic mystery.” Others murmur “haunting romance.” The Haunting of Heatherhurst Hall doesn’t so much whisper as it wheezes softly from the back of the fridge, glowing faintly in the dark, begging to be put out of...
Nov 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a fighter jet cover gets baptized in MS Paint and dipped in Chrome Gradient, look no further than this explosion of colons, clouds, and confusion. Redemption: Episode One: Messenger of God:...
Nov 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper mystery. Some scream adventure. Shaxoa’s Gift does neither — it just awkwardly flaps a watercolor feather at you and hopes you’ll mistake confusion for cosmic significance. Let’s start with the centerpiece: the feather....
Nov 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If Nowhere Ranch were a place, it would be located squarely at the intersection of Foggy Missteps and Cut-and-Paste Creek, where cowboys go to get lost in their own cover art. What initially looks like a brooding, emotional western romance...
