Oct 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover has the raw energy of a seventh-grade history project titled “Medieval Sports and You!” and the graphic flair of a forgotten PowerPoint slide. Let’s start with the weapons — or are they lacrosse sticks? Fencing foils? Custom fly...
Oct 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover looks like someone typed “hellfire puppet show” into an AI generator trained exclusively on Goosebumps fan art and Halloween clearance aisle regrets. Let’s begin with the title: Fire, Fangs and Brimstone. A bold attempt at...
Oct 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads What we have here is not a “Swan Song” — it’s a design whimper softly echoing through the halls of amateur publishing. This cover is less a farewell note and more a shriek from the uncanny valley of cozy mystery branding. Let’s talk...
Oct 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover doesn’t need neon explosions, Photoshop wolves, or half-naked billionaires to earn a spot in the Hall of Horrors. Sometimes, all it takes is one very corporate shade of blue and a design committee that clearly thought...
Oct 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If silence is golden, then this cover is positively screaming in 24-karat surround sound. “Silence of the Grave” looks less like a fantasy novel and more like a promo poster for a Vegas magic act starring someone named “Lady Enchantress...