Stranger Danger – Donna Huston Murray

Stranger Danger – Donna Huston Murray

This cover looks like it was designed by someone who couldn’t decide whether the book takes place on Earth, in deep space, or inside a motivational poster from 2009. The purple nebula haze overlays everything like a fog of confusion—appropriate, given that the genre...
Gremlin for a Groom – Etta Green

Gremlin for a Groom – Etta Green

What do you get when you cross a gremlin, a pizzeria, and a 1950s housewife in fishnets? Apparently, you get Gremlin for a Groom, a book that dares to answer the question no one was asking: What if your grandfather’s stolen WWII fairy hammer led to a cursed...
The Can Sack Ghost – John Russell

The Can Sack Ghost – John Russell

They say not to judge a book by its cover. But in the case of The Can Sack Ghost by John Russell… maybe we should at least hold an intervention. This latest entry into the paranormal memoir genre is packed with ghost stories, spiritual lessons, and psychic insights....
Carless Love – Steve Zettler

Carless Love – Steve Zettler

This cover fumbles hard in its attempt to visually convey romantic drama. Let’s break down why: Visual Confusion The chaotic background–pastel leaves, erratic swirls, and disjointed patterns–clashes with the story’s darker, emotional tone. A romance involving...
Pierced and Passed Around – Peaches Dean

Pierced and Passed Around – Peaches Dean

What Went Horribly Wrong? 1. Zero Visual Cohesion This cover commits a cardinal sin of design: looks like it was built with PowerPoint in 1997. It uses three different image zones like it’s a high school project, not a professional book cover. The smiling stock photo...