Velvet Sin – Missy Walker

Velvet Sin – Missy Walker

See this cover on Good Reads Some covers stumble into chaos, some drown in clipart—but Velvet Sin is guilty of the worst crime of all: crushing mediocrity. This isn’t a book cover. This is the Photoshop template that romance cover designers pull out when they’re late...
Wolf Moon – Paty Jager

Wolf Moon – Paty Jager

See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper their themes, some declare them boldly, and some—like Wolf Moon—sprint into Photoshop at midnight, screaming “throw everything in and we’ll sort it out later.” Spoiler: they did not sort it out later. Front and center...
Write a Novel in a Year – M V Frankland

Write a Novel in a Year – M V Frankland

See this cover on Smash Words If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if someone designed a book cover entirely in Microsoft Publisher during their lunch break, look no further than Write a Novel in a Year. This isn’t just bad—it’s corporate-training-manual bad....
Writing for Passion – Ruth Ann Nordin

Writing for Passion – Ruth Ann Nordin

See this cover on Amazon There are covers that underwhelm, and then there’s Writing for Passion, which manages to take the word “passion” and strip it of every ounce of energy, color, and life. This is less “writing on fire” and more “writing in line at the DMV.”...
The 7 Universal Laws – Monica Ion and Stefan Irimia

The 7 Universal Laws – Monica Ion and Stefan Irimia

See this cover on Good Reads Some covers promise the secrets of the cosmos. This one promises the secrets of a Microsoft PowerPoint template. “The 7 Universal Laws” should feel like a grand cosmic revelation, but instead, it looks like someone Googled “galaxy clip...