Sep 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Paris. The city of lights. The city of love. The city of… whatever this cover is trying to be. All the Gossip from Paris bills itself as a “royal fashion romance,” but the only thing fashionable here is the boldness it took to approve this...
Sep 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are covers that whisper “historical romance,” and then there are covers that scream, “I was assembled in Canva with one free coffee left in my system.” A Victorian Visitor unfortunately falls firmly in the latter camp. The first...
Sep 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If fantasy covers had a bingo card, A Shadow’s Vendetta would black out the whole board in one go. Hooded rogue with glowing eyes? Check. Dramatic swirling cloak? Check. Snowy barren forest that screams “grim”? Check. Overwrought metallic...
Sep 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words At first glance, The Princess and Shadows looks like a tasteful, storybook-style fantasy cover. A moody knight, a solemn princess, flowers, a dreamy village—what could go wrong? Answer: everything, the longer you look. This cover is a...
Sep 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
File Under: Murder by Dairy Splash If you ever wondered what would happen if a Hallmark movie, a yogurt commercial, and a Lisa Frank folder had a child – Peach Clobber is your answer. The cover hits you with the graphic design equivalent of a sugar rush and a lactose...
