Starship Bandits — Yanez Buzzell

Starship Bandits — Yanez Buzzell

See this cover on Good Reads “To boldly go where no design consistency has gone before.” Buckle up, space cadets — today’s entry on Horrible Covers launches us directly into the budget end of the sci-fi multiverse with Starship Bandits by Yanez and Buzzell. A title...
Emotional Slot Machine – Patrick Jones

Emotional Slot Machine – Patrick Jones

See this cover on Good Reads “Insert feelings to play. Jackpot: Existential Dread.” Welcome back, dear readers, to Horrible Covers, where we gamble away our sanity in pursuit of design disasters — and today, we’ve officially hit the sad jackpot. Behold: Emotional Slot...
Katie Kincaid Candidate – Andrew van Aardvark

Katie Kincaid Candidate – Andrew van Aardvark

See this cover on Good Reads You’ve heard of Space Force, right? Now imagine if it had a dress code of Forever 21 and a recruitment campaign run entirely through Microsoft Paint. That, dear reader, is the essence of Katie Kincaid Candidate. This cover dares you to...
Dimensional Debris – Barbara Harrison

Dimensional Debris – Barbara Harrison

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a noir graphic novel, a space opera, and a blood-splattered True Crime docuseries had a chaotic love child—look no further. “Dimensional Debris” by Barbara Harrison offers us a cover that’s less “eye-catching” and...
Allegedly – Raven Rollins

Allegedly – Raven Rollins

True crime covers should chill the spine, unsettle the nerves, and scream “dark secrets lurk here.” Instead, Allegedly looks like a tourism pamphlet for small-town Oklahoma, complete with a centered water tower and some free clipart birds for “atmosphere.” The star of...