Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words There are cluttered covers, and then there’s whatever this is — a digital crime scene that screams “graphic design is my passion” through gritted teeth and drop shadows. Let’s start with the title. “THROW OUT THE JUNK” comes in hot like a...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers invite you into a magical world. All Rocs Wise & Wonderful invites you into a technicolor fever dream where wolves, raves, and questionable design choices collide in a catastrophic explosion of neon fur. The star of the...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper subtle intrigue. Others scream “discount Netflix original.” Revenge plants itself firmly in the latter category, trying to pass off neon rain and moody trench coats as “atmospheric” when really, it’s just the...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good reads Some book covers sink. Some book covers swim. The Kepler Incident doesn’t even make it off the dock before face-planting into the murky waters of bad design. Let’s start with that subtitle: A Sexy Shipwreck Tale. Nothing kills the mood...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says organized crime quite like… five fonts, a glitter explosion, and a gold strip that looks ripped off a Hershey’s wrapper. Welcome to Convenient Mafia Wife, a cover that screams less “dark, dangerous mafia romance” and more “DIY...