This cover is less The Oath and more The Anatomical Atrocity. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a fantasy romance gets shoved through a blender set to “clip art collision,” look no further. Let’s start with the dynamic duo front and center. The rider in back...
Hearts in Orbit dares to ask the question: what if a tree had a meltdown in space? The result is this fever dream of a book cover, where an interstellar willow weeps into the void, and design coherence floats just out of reach. Let’s address the big, leafy elephant in...
If this is drawing for gold, I can only assume the competition was judged by blindfolded squirrels. Welcome to a cover that takes aim — and misses the target, the point, and possibly the genre. Let’s start with the obvious. Our heroic archer stands confidently before...
Some book covers whisper elegance. Others shout their genre from rooftops. The Power of Paradox doesn’t whisper or shout — it mumbles inspirational clichés into a beige void while pointing awkwardly at a stock yin-yang symbol. This cover looks like someone discovered...
Ah yes, The Littlest Eye, brought to you by the fine folks at Graphic Design Is My Passion Publishing. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a ransom note and a postcard from 1973 have a lovechild, this cover is your answer. Let’s start with the font—clearly...
Welcome to this week’s entry in “Glow Stick Disasters in Space,” starring a cover that asks: What if a radioactive butterfly crash-landed in a cyberpunk nightclub and then forgot why it was there? Behold: Expedition, Volume 5 of The Valmoran Chronicles. What does it...
Imagine grabbing a stack of clip art from a '90s educational CD-ROM, dumping it onto a beach, and calling it a mystery novel. Congratulations, you've just recreated the cover of Booking a Killer Wave. If this cover were a surfing competition, it wiped out before it...
Some covers whisper pain. This one scream-cries it with three fonts, a murdery glow effect, and what looks like a coffee stain splashed onto the emotional climax. Welcome to the visual therapy session no one asked for: My Pain Is My Identity, where font selection is...
In a world full of visual noise, The Sound of Violet hits a flat note. And then tries to pass it off as a love song. Let’s start with the most glaring element — the bridge. Not just any bridge. This is the Bruce Banner of bridges, hulking its way across the entire top...
Sometimes a cover tells you exactly what you’re in for — in this case, it’s a long and bumpy ride down the river of cut-and-paste design, with no ferry in sight and a whole lot of visual turbulence. A Ferry Long Way to Go is meant to be a cozy mystery, but this cover...
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