Bred by the Minotaur – Lyonne Riley

Bred by the Minotaur – Lyonne Riley

Every once in a while, a cover comes along that makes you stop, tilt your head, and whisper, “Surely, this is parody?” And yet here we are, staring at Bred by the Minotaur — a book cover that manages to combine mythological gravitas with the energy of a cursed shadow...

Alice & Meg Summer Vacation – Winter Travers

Alice & Meg Summer Vacation – Winter Travers

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when biker gangs collide with clip art margaritas, wonder no more. Alice & Meg Summer Vacation is here to answer the question nobody asked: “What if Sons of Anarchy was redesigned by a teenager playing with Microsoft Paint and...

I’m Prancing as Fast as I Can – Jon Kinnally

I’m Prancing as Fast as I Can – Jon Kinnally

On first glance, this cover doesn’t whisper, it doesn’t speak, it doesn’t even shout. No, this cover screeches through a megaphone wrapped in polyester flowers: “LOOK AT ME, I’M SELF-AWARELY BAD ON PURPOSE!” We’ve got: A photo so grainy it looks like it was taken with...

Betrayed – Adrienne Woods

Betrayed – Adrienne Woods

Some covers whisper. Others scream. And then there’s Betrayed, which shows up to the fantasy party pounding on the door with a glowing horse head medallion and a fistful of broken glass shards, hollering: “LOOK AT ME, I’M SYMBOLISM!” The entire design hinges on one...

Discord and Cinder – Carrie Pulkinen

Discord and Cinder – Carrie Pulkinen

If you’ve ever wanted to know what happens when a Hot Topic manager gets locked inside a Dungeon & Dragons expansion pack with Photoshop, look no further than Discord and Cinder. This cover is a fever dream of mismatched priorities. We’re told this is Fire Witches...

Justice Rides – SaddleTramp1956

Justice Rides – SaddleTramp1956

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a western novel cover were designed by a rodeo clown with access to Microsoft Paint and a shaky sense of symbolism, look no further. Justice Rides is here to giddy-up right into your nightmares. The first thing that...

Magic Unleashed – TJ Green

Magic Unleashed – TJ Green

Somewhere in the mystical depths of Canva, a brave designer whispered, “What if… a goblet was also a flamethrower… but also a mermaid?” And thus, Magic Unleashed was born. This cover screams “Pinterest witch starter kit” with the confidence of a $12 Etsy spell jar....

Property of Prowler – Verlene Landon

Property of Prowler – Verlene Landon

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the forbidden crossover event of the decade: Motorcycle Club Romance meets Discount Photoshop Night School. On the cover of Property of Prowler, we are treated to a smoldering “romantic” embrace between two models who look...

Kay Oz – William Parker

Kay Oz – William Parker

Ah yes, Kay Oz. Not to be confused with Chaos, which is ironically what this cover delivers in full force. What we have here is a Frankenstein’s monster of design decisions: part steampunk, part space opera, part art-school fever dream, and 100% confusion. The...