If Go A-Hunting were actually about hunting, the first question would be: what exactly are we hunting — compostable fruit? Because this cover doesn’t scream “adventure,” “folklore,” or “danger.” It barely even whispers “book.” Instead, it murmurs, “I was walking in the woods with a digital camera from 2007 and got emotionally attached to this apple.”

Let’s start with the central image:
A single, gleaming, golden apple… nestled in what appears to be forest debris and emotional mulch. The background is so aggressively uncomposed it feels like the photographer tripped, dropped their apple, and then just… went with it. Is this supposed to be symbolic? Temptation? A fairy tale? Or just a rogue Granny Smith making its modeling debut in a pile of wet bark?

The typography floats awkwardly in the upper third, like a last-minute RSVP to the design party. The font is vaguely whimsical, but not in a charming or intentional way — more like something you’d find in a greeting card from a coworker who doesn’t really know you. The title “Go A-Hunting” wants to evoke mystery or old-world folklore, but combined with this cover, it just feels like a mildly threatening suggestion from someone who really wants to show you their organic orchard.

Now, let’s talk about those corner flourishes. You can almost hear the clip art energy radiating from them. They add absolutely nothing, other than confirming that someone once opened Microsoft Publisher and whispered, “Fancy.” These borders don’t frame the image — they trap it like a bad Etsy listing that’s been marked as “handcrafted” when it’s clearly machine-laminated sadness.

There’s no color harmony, no contrast, and certainly no genre clarity. What kind of book is this? Fantasy? Literary fiction? A rustic cookbook with ominous undertones? Based on this cover, it could just as easily be titled The Apple That Time Forgot or Cider Crimes: A Cozy Murder by the Orchard.

Worst of all, the image is doing 100% of the visual work, and even it seems unsure why it’s here. The apple sits there, glossy and confused, while everything else around it withers in low-res ambiguity.

Go A-Hunting is what happens when someone has a vague idea of “woods = folklore” and calls it a day at 11:48 PM with Canva open and three deadlines already missed. It’s not so much a cover as it is an aesthetic shrug.

This book may take you on a journey. But the cover?
The cover is already lost in the woods, eating slightly bruised apples and waiting for a graphic designer to come find it.