Somewhere in the mystical depths of Canva, a brave designer whispered, “What if… a goblet was also a flamethrower… but also a mermaid?” And thus, Magic Unleashed was born.
This cover screams “Pinterest witch starter kit” with the confidence of a $12 Etsy spell jar. Let’s take a stroll through the chaos:
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The Flaming Goblet of Doom: Ah yes, the mystical chalice of Costco, now with a fireball attachment. Because nothing says “witches” like a medieval wine glass doubling as a propane torch.
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Mermaid Tail Extravaganza: Is that a magical tail emerging from the flames, or did a cosplayer get trapped mid-sneeze inside a fog machine? Either way, it’s less “mythic grandeur” and more “underwater BBQ accident.”
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Seaweed Borders: The kelp garnish framing this masterpiece looks like the ocean itself is embarrassed and trying to cover the scene with algae. A noble attempt, Poseidon, but we can still see the fire-mermaid situation.
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Title Typography: Actually gorgeous. Truly. Which only makes it funnier, because the golden serif letters are standing next to Clipart Atlantis like, “I don’t even know these people.”
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Tone Confusion: Are we summoning witches, mermaids, or an exploding underwater fondue? The only thing unleashed here is Photoshop’s layer opacity slider.
This isn’t the worst cover we’ve seen—it’s almost endearing in its overachieving weirdness. Like a middle-schooler who turned in a diorama with lights, glitter, and a fog machine because the instructions just said “make it creative.”
Final Verdict: Magic unleashed? More like restraint unleashed—because this designer had none.