Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Kobo Ah yes, The Power of Softness — nothing says inner healing and body-mind restoration quite like two floating humans possibly drowning in a ripple-textured void of Photoshop despair. Let’s start with the obvious: the cover promises softness,...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere between a cosmic karaoke bar and a fanfiction fever dream, this cover dared to ask the question no one needed answered: “What if a fantasy romance novel was also a rejected poster for a Eurovision sci-fi musical?” Welcome to I...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are bad covers. There are ugly covers. And then there are covers that roll in on a pile of glowing dead turtles, plant a flag of pure confusion, and shout “I am art!”Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Full Throttle Savage — Book 1 in a...
Nov 2, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are certain book covers that whisper their design crimes. Beneath the Brine opts for a full-blown foghorn blast. Let’s dive straight in — much like this shipwreck of a design. The swirling ocean motif wants to feel like a...
Nov 2, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Well, the title says it all — and so does the cover. Let’s begin our descent into the marital meltdown that is That’s Why This Marriage Ain’t Gonna Last, a book that promises to strengthen your relationship while looking like it barely...
