Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper mystery, some shout suspense, and then there’s The Whooten State Forest Mystery: Ties That Bind. This one just kind of coughs in the fog and hopes you’ll squint long enough to care. The first crime here is the...
Sep 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads When you name your book A Bold Bargain, I don’t think anyone expected the bargain to be with the gods of graphic design — and let’s just say, they shortchanged you. Front and center, we have what appears to be a wolf pup… or maybe a plush...
Sep 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Every once in a while, a book cover comes along that makes you stop and ask, “Wait… is this the final draft?” Exiverance: Vine of Valeon is one of those covers. It’s less “professional book design” and more “student project abandoned...
Sep 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads The roaring twenties gave us jazz, speakeasies, and Gatsby. Summers Slain gives us… clipart horses and a confused cocker spaniel. Let’s start with the leading lady. Our flapper heroine stands front and center, drawn in a flat cartoon style...
Sep 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Every now and then a book cover doesn’t just confuse — it actively misleads. Enter Changing Woman’s Hair, which, from the title alone, sounds like it could be a memoir from your local stylist, a self-help guide to “finding yourself through...