Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads You know what’s truly sudden? The whiplash you get when trying to figure out what genre this cover is supposed to be. At first glance, you might assume The Sudden Impulse is a soft meditation on wildflowers, impulse control, and...
Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are covers that whisper sweet nothings… and then there’s Throw His Heart Over, which speaks in the emotional register of a taxidermied Regency romance interrupted by a horse with questions. At first glance, we’re clearly in...
Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words There are cluttered covers, and then there’s whatever this is — a digital crime scene that screams “graphic design is my passion” through gritted teeth and drop shadows. Let’s start with the title. “THROW OUT THE JUNK” comes in hot like a...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper subtle intrigue. Others scream “discount Netflix original.” Revenge plants itself firmly in the latter category, trying to pass off neon rain and moody trench coats as “atmospheric” when really, it’s just the...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good reads Some book covers sink. Some book covers swim. The Kepler Incident doesn’t even make it off the dock before face-planting into the murky waters of bad design. Let’s start with that subtitle: A Sexy Shipwreck Tale. Nothing kills the mood...
