Aug 31, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Some covers whisper mystery, some hint at grandeur, and some… well, some look like someone accidentally set a donut on fire in Photoshop. Where the Boys Arthe falls squarely into that last category. The first crime is right at the top:...
Aug 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Cozy Mysteries, Zillow Listings, and Clipart Pets: The Ditie Brown Disaster Every once in a while, a cozy mystery cover shows up that doesn’t whisper “curl up with tea and sleuthing” so much as it screams “free downloadable stock photo...
Aug 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Every once in a while, a cover comes along that makes you question not only the art of graphic design, but also the English language itself. The Night Plummer & The Mockemortician is one such marvel — a title and design combo so baffling, it feels less like a book...
Aug 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Sometimes a cover transcends bad design and ascends into a higher realm of pure, unfiltered chaos. Apprentice to the Masters is one such spiritual journey — if your definition of “spiritual” involves a snowy field, an elderly Jedi, and a rainbow that looks...
Aug 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads When Helvetica Met Existentialism: Notes to a Little Bird There are book covers that whisper. There are those that shout. And then there’s Notes to a Little Bird, which awkwardly mumbles while holding a megaphone the wrong way. At first...
