Jan 5, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover doesn’t invite you to befriend Christ so much as it invites you to download a free trial of a children’s meditation app that hasn’t been updated since 2014. “Befriending Christ” arrives wrapped in an aesthetic best described as...
Jan 2, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are covers that whisper subtle design missteps… and then there are covers that kick down the crypt door, throw on a glowing ribcage, and say, “Let’s duet.” The Skeleton’s Song by Kit Marlowe doesn’t just flirt with failure—it goes...
Dec 11, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Picture this: You walk into a bookstore looking for a thrilling murder mystery—something with tension, suspense, maybe a femme fatale or a trench-coated detective. Instead, you stumble on A Killer Ending, and what greets you? A cheerful...
Dec 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads At first glance, Lost & Found looks like a cozy cup of cocoa for the soul — a purring cat, a roaring fireplace, and twinkling holiday lights. But don’t be fooled by the wrapping paper and gingerbread glow. This cover is not a warm hug....
Dec 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere deep in a snow-covered mountain range, two skiers are locked in a high-speed race—not down the slopes, but straight into the uncanny valley of bad book design. Mara J. Ova’s The Crash Course promises thrills, romance, and maybe a...