Nov 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover was summoned from the depths of design purgatory by someone who clearly rolled a natural 1 on their Photoshop skill check. The Shadow Sorceress wants to scream “urban fantasy power,” but instead it quietly mumbles “I just...
Nov 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to Sushi Scandal, where the real mystery is how this cover made it out of the design kitchen without being sent back for serious seasoning. At first glance, you might think this is a children’s board game called “Chopstick...
Nov 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a history teacher discovered Photoshop and tried to summon a gothic mood using only cut-and-paste magic and one crow… well, here we are. “Dark Witch” doesn’t so much whisper of eldritch secrets...
Nov 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover in Good Reads Somewhere in a dark alley between James Bond and Twilight, this cover stumbled out of the shadows, dropped its genre card, picked up a handgun, and said, “Close enough.” Welcome to A Vampire’s Heart — where love hungers… and design...
Nov 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Oh look — it’s Crazy About You, the romance novel cover that feels like someone accidentally spilled a vanilla latte on a JCPenney ad and decided, “Yep, that’s our final design.” This isn’t a love triangle. It’s a geometry problem with...
