Oct 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever dreamed of dining at a table hovering six inches above wet sand while ghost cocktails shimmer around you like mirages from a heatstroke-induced hallucination — have I got the book cover for you. Canapés at the Beach House...
Oct 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a protein powder label, a motivational poster, and a clip art fist bump had a three-way collision at a discount print shop — wonder no more. Secrets of Martial Arts and Combat Sports walks into...
Oct 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If The Ice Queen’s Gambit is a game, then this cover just rage-quit halfway through and threw the pieces into a gorge. Because nothing says “gripping mystery” like a gang of AI-generated aunties staring dramatically into a sunlit quarry...
Oct 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Nothing says “romance meets hockey” quite like a cover that looks as if two completely unrelated stock photos crashed into each other on the slippery ice of graphic design neglect. Through the Five Hole wants to be a steamy love story...
Oct 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover didn’t just miss the mark—it missed the entire target range, fell off the map, and wandered into a cobblestone alleyway to lean lifelessly against an ambulance that has no idea how it got there. Surviving Enchantment Part 1...
