Oct 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If romance is supposed to sweep you off your feet, One Time in Paris looks more like it tripped over a tourist brochure and landed face-first into a free clip art library. This cover tries so hard to whisper “Parisian love story” but ends...
Oct 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Cozy mysteries often live in that sweet spot where cupcakes meet corpses, but Death Whisk’s cover looks like it couldn’t decide whether it was auditioning for The Food Network or an episode of CSI. We’ve got a giant whisk, jammed into what...
Oct 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a motivational poster mated with a Windows XP screensaver, look no further than The 7 Universal Laws. This cover is a shining—literally glowing—example of how cosmic ambition can collide with...
Oct 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper. Some covers shout. And then there’s Indie Author Confidential, which pulls you aside in the darkest corner of a Barnes & Noble bargain bin and mutters, “Psst… wanna see my clip art collection?” Where to begin with...
Oct 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Creativity may matter, but apparently composition doesn’t. This cover is the equivalent of being locked in an elementary school art room overnight while a sugar-fueled class let loose with watercolors and clip art. We’ve got paintbrushes,...
