Sep 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads The title promises a Storm of Secrets. The cover promises a quiet evening cruise with complimentary Chardonnay. Somewhere between intent and execution, this design hoisted the wrong sail and drifted straight into the land of forgettable...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some fantasy covers exude mystery and magic. Shifter and Shadow exudes hairspray and regret. Our heroine arrives center stage with hair that deserves its own novel. It’s not flowing dramatically in the wind — it’s rebelling against gravity...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Here we have Self Discipline, a book that promises Spartan-level toughness but delivers design choices that look more like they were lifted from a corporate PowerPoint template titled “Motivation 101.” The title itself is less a phrase...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words What happens when you combine apocalyptic city warfare, helicopter crashes, ancient occult mysticism, and clipart yoga poses? You get The Immortal Revolution, a cover so wildly overstuffed it looks like the designer clicked “all of the...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper mystery. Some covers suggest tension. And then there’s Pandemic Hacker, which screams “I Googled every image associated with Covid and hacking, stacked them on top of each other, and hoped for the best.” Let’s start...
