Sep 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says timeless design quite like three completely unrelated clocks photoshopped onto a background the color of burnt peanut butter and despair. Welcome to The Grandfather Clock Owner’s Repair Manual, a cover that boldly asks the...
Sep 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to Las Vegas, where the lights are bright, the sequins are tight, and book covers apparently audition for a Broadway marquee. The Death of a Showgirl tries so desperately to be cinematic that it skipped “book cover design 101” and...
Sep 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads At last, a gay gothic Dracula romance — a concept so ripe with potential it practically writes itself. And yet, here we are staring at a cover that looks like it was cobbled together in a middle school computer lab, powered entirely by...
Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere in a forgotten galaxy far, far away, a lonely spaceship sails through a technicolor Photoshop apocalypse, bravely carrying the burden of a title so aggressively generic it could only be… The Last of the Bullet Chasers....
Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads You know what’s truly sudden? The whiplash you get when trying to figure out what genre this cover is supposed to be. At first glance, you might assume The Sudden Impulse is a soft meditation on wildflowers, impulse control, and...