Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are covers that whisper sweet nothings… and then there’s Throw His Heart Over, which speaks in the emotional register of a taxidermied Regency romance interrupted by a horse with questions. At first glance, we’re clearly in...
Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words There are cluttered covers, and then there’s whatever this is — a digital crime scene that screams “graphic design is my passion” through gritted teeth and drop shadows. Let’s start with the title. “THROW OUT THE JUNK” comes in hot like a...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good reads Some book covers sink. Some book covers swim. The Kepler Incident doesn’t even make it off the dock before face-planting into the murky waters of bad design. Let’s start with that subtitle: A Sexy Shipwreck Tale. Nothing kills the mood...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says organized crime quite like… five fonts, a glitter explosion, and a gold strip that looks ripped off a Hershey’s wrapper. Welcome to Convenient Mafia Wife, a cover that screams less “dark, dangerous mafia romance” and more “DIY...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers don’t even need to be roasted — they roast themselves just by existing. The Nexus is one of those. This design hinges entirely on a single glowing orb, and unfortunately, that orb looks less like a mysterious interdimensional...
