Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, nothing says “cozy mystery” like a cover that looks like a stationery set you’d buy from the bargain bin at Hobby Lobby—if Hobby Lobby catered to assassins. To All Those I’ve Killed Before seems to be aiming for a mysterious, minimalist vibe, but instead delivers...
Aug 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah yes, The Shape-Shifter Series #9. Because nothing screams “trust issues” like a Photoshop mash-up of forest animals that clearly weren’t even in the same hemisphere when their pictures were taken. Front and center we have Mr. Fox, glowing like he’s being...
Aug 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Advance and Retreat, Book Six of the Dark Empire series, where the cover boldly asks the eternal question: “How much bare shoulder is too much bare shoulder?” and then immediately ignores any advice you might offer. Let’s start with...
Aug 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Sometimes, a book cover doesn’t just tell you what’s inside — it screams it in five fonts while hurling mystics, playwrights, and philosophers at your face like a cosmic dodgeball game. The Law of Attention by RJ Spina appears to have decided that subtlety is for the...
Aug 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Oh, The Self-Affirmation Guide to Feel & Attract Love — a title brimming with positivity, wisdom, and perhaps a dash of cosmic energy. Too bad the cover looks like it was commissioned by a minimalist dating app with a $12 budget and a Canva trial. Let’s start with...
