Sep 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers say danger. Some covers say power. And then some covers scream “I discovered neon glow effects in Photoshop and absolutely refused to stop.” Welcome to Bratva Warriors, a design that feels less like gritty mob drama and more...
Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a book cover whispers its theme with subtle elegance. Other times, it shouts at you with a lightning bolt, a chunk of carpet, and colors so mismatched you wonder if the designer was working with a broken monitor. Between the...
Aug 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Justice’s Journal. The book cover that asks the eternal question: What if Nancy Drew fell into a Photoshop time machine and crash-landed in a low-budget Lifetime crime drama? Let’s break this down: The Film Strip Border: Nothing...
Aug 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, EOS, Book One of Dawn of the Atlantis Grail — or as the cover whispers in an oddly confident tone, “I am a Dan Brown novel’s secret society emblem… but in space.” Let’s break this masterpiece down. Front and center we have a golden Eye of Horus — fine, ancient...
Aug 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Sometimes a cover transcends bad design and ascends into a higher realm of pure, unfiltered chaos. Apprentice to the Masters is one such spiritual journey — if your definition of “spiritual” involves a snowy field, an elderly Jedi, and a rainbow that looks...