Sep 2, 2025 | Horrible Covers
With a title like Dark Stars, you expect vast galaxies, shadowy constellations, maybe even a little cosmic dread. Instead, this cover serves us… grandma’s brooch floating in a fog machine. Somewhere, a star system weeps. Front and center is an oversized pendant that...
Sep 2, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers grab you with passion, others with drama, and then there are covers that sit you down in a pair of blue Adirondack chairs and hand you a mason jar full of seasonal confusion. Love’s Harvest wants to be cozy and charming, but...
Sep 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
There are bad covers, and then there are covers that feel like they were built entirely out of free clipart, WordArt, and stock photo leftovers. Curvy Nanny for the Cougar is one of those covers. Front and center, we have our hero — a perfectly nice-looking guy in a...
Sep 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Amazon Some covers promise magic. Some promise romance. And some, like this disasterpiece, promise a Photoshop migraine served with a side of greasy paranormal fries. Witched and Hitched in Seattle is less “bewitching love story” and more “mid-tier...
Sep 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper magic, some hint at mystery, and some… just look like the entire inventory of a craft store sneezed all over a stock fantasy backdrop. Amber Moon: Secrets, Ink and Firelight falls firmly into the third category. First,...
