Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers don’t even need to be roasted — they roast themselves just by existing. The Nexus is one of those. This design hinges entirely on a single glowing orb, and unfortunately, that orb looks less like a mysterious interdimensional...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Paranormal romance covers are supposed to smolder with danger and allure. Lost by the Alpha instead smolders with… teal photo filters, mismatched stock images, and the faint whiff of a Windows XP wallpaper. The heroine, posed front and...
Sep 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are many ways to signal “sci-fi alien romance” on a cover. You could lean into starships, cosmic vistas, or mysterious silhouettes. Or, if you’re Claimed by Aliens, you could skip all that and just slap a scaled six-pack across the...
Sep 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Paranormal fantasy covers are supposed to ooze power, danger, and transformation. Creation of the Dual Shifter instead oozes Photoshop fatigue, Spirit Halloween claws, and the energy of a half-rendered video game character. Let’s start...
Sep 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Erotic romance covers are supposed to smolder. Dirtiest Lie doesn’t smolder — it yawns in sepia tones while fumbling around with stock tuxedos and swirly fonts straight out of Microsoft Word clip-art. Front and center we get three...
