Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper mystery, some shout suspense, and then there’s The Whooten State Forest Mystery: Ties That Bind. This one just kind of coughs in the fog and hopes you’ll squint long enough to care. The first crime here is the...
Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover tries so hard to be serious and dramatic that it loops all the way back around to being unintentionally hilarious. Quicksilver by Callie Hart is exactly that kind of cover. First, let’s talk about the main character. He...
Sep 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If silence was the goal, this cover nailed it — because no one will hear about this book once they scroll past the limp design. Let’s start with the font crimes. The title is in one style, the subtitle in another, and the author name in...
Sep 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Fey Touched — a cover that dares to answer the question: what happens when you throw together stock photography, random cityscapes, and Photoshop’s smudge tool, then call it fantasy? Spoiler: it’s not magic, it’s tragic. First up, our...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers invite you into a magical world. All Rocs Wise & Wonderful invites you into a technicolor fever dream where wolves, raves, and questionable design choices collide in a catastrophic explosion of neon fur. The star of the...
