Oct 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wanted to play Beethoven while simultaneously questioning every life decision that led you to this moment — well, congratulations. This cover has arrived to drag you into a world of classical melodies and mild psychological...
Aug 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
The Sage Forgot Graphic Design Somewhere in a dimly lit office, Robert B. Haynes sat before a computer, gazed at the horizon of possibility, and said: “What if I just… slap white Times New Roman on a sunset?” And thus, the cover of Sound Thinking: Thoughts...
Aug 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, The Clock-Maker. A title brimming with the promise of intricate gears, delicate craftsmanship, and maybe an eccentric old man in a waistcoat. Instead, what we get is a shirtless man glaring into our souls like we just scratched his...
Aug 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah yes, “Dating the Player,” a sports romance cover so confused about its own aesthetic that it could double as an SAT question on mixed metaphors. It’s The Legends Book 1, which—judging by this design—must be an epic saga chronicling the rise and fall of badly chosen...
Jul 31, 2025 | Horrible Covers
A cover that truly answers the age-old question: What if you gave a teenager a pirated version of Photoshop and an energy drink? Behold, “Princess of Lightning and Prophecy,” the first in the Lukera Realm Series, a title that already sounds like it came from a fantasy...
