Sep 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Amazon Some covers promise magic. Some promise romance. And some, like this disasterpiece, promise a Photoshop migraine served with a side of greasy paranormal fries. Witched and Hitched in Seattle is less “bewitching love story” and more “mid-tier...
Sep 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper magic, some hint at mystery, and some… just look like the entire inventory of a craft store sneezed all over a stock fantasy backdrop. Amber Moon: Secrets, Ink and Firelight falls firmly into the third category. First,...
Sep 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Cozy mysteries usually hit a sweet spot: charming, a little cheeky, with a hint of menace tucked under the teapot cozies. Deadly Village, however, skips charm entirely and dives straight into cartoon clipart purgatory, where all suspense goes to die. Front and center...
Aug 31, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Historical fiction should feel sweeping, textured, and alive with detail. The Philadelphia Matriarch, however, feels more like an awkward AI mash-up where the algorithm couldn’t decide between Amish postcard and wax museum exhibit. Front and center is the matriarch...
Aug 31, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Some covers whisper mystery, some hint at grandeur, and some… well, some look like someone accidentally set a donut on fire in Photoshop. Where the Boys Arthe falls squarely into that last category. The first crime is right at the top:...
