Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Well, here it is — a shining example of how to make your fantasy novel look less like an epic saga and more like a high school PowerPoint presentation. The glowing book at the center could have been interesting if it weren’t so obviously a...
Sep 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good reads If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you combine NASA stock photos, early-2000s Photoshop filters, and the design sensibilities of a PowerPoint slide deck, look no further than Time-Travel Tales. This cover doesn’t just whisper...
Sep 5, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Behold, dear readers, a cover that proves sometimes fantasy doesn’t soar on dragon wings—it stumbles face-first into the nearest citronella lamp. The title promises Sigils of Malice, but what we get instead is a glowing blue beetle who looks like he escaped from the...
Aug 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah yes, The Shape-Shifter Series #9. Because nothing screams “trust issues” like a Photoshop mash-up of forest animals that clearly weren’t even in the same hemisphere when their pictures were taken. Front and center we have Mr. Fox, glowing like he’s being...
Aug 9, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads When a Book Cover Picks a Fight With Your Eyeballs: The Tip of Your Sword There are some book covers that whisper seductively from the shelf: “Come hither, reader, and discover my secrets.” Then there’s The Tip of Your Sword, which leaps...
